I need a joke that has to do with geography?

Question:and it has to involve geography
or just a catchy phrase that has to do with geography
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Answers:
I know a few lol

Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.
Geologists aren't perfect, they have their faults.
What city always cheats at exams? Peking
What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
Knock, knock, who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?
What did the businessman say to the shoeshiner.

Shine 'er. (China)

For websites, you can check out...

http://geography.about.com/library/misc/...

http://www.geography-site.co.uk/pages/fu...

http://geography.about.com/library/misc/...

http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/ge...

http://www.jokesbykids.com/geography/...

Hope you find these funny!!!
Why Alexander the Great say to his teacher in a british accent?

Please sir, may I have Samoa?

*cough*
That's what is known as a last resort joke ;D
One day, there will be a catastrophic earthquake, the plates will drastically shift, and everything east of the San Andreas Fault will plunge into the Atlantic. :P
Iran 'cause i'm Hungary for some Turkey

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