Answers:
1) Thought you heard it ticking
2) You were just giving to the needy
3) You were scared - self defense
4) You REALLY REALLY hate Twinkies (blame would go to your mom for packing it)
5) It was stuck to your hand and you were just trying to shake it off
6) "Why are you so upset? Did you want it?" (I don't recommend this unless you're going to get expelled anyway).
7) You were taught to throw away everything that is bad for you.
8) "Everybody else was doing it"
9) You were aiming for the trash can
10) You were frustrated with the poor public education system and that you were just trying to prove that the system prefers to punish the innocent who actively voice their frustrations rather than spending their resources to identify the root cause of the problems.
GOOD LUCK. YOU'LL NEED IT.
Just own up to it. You simply got caught up in fervor of the food fight and used poor judgement. Take your punishment gracefully, if there is any...it won't be the end of the world, trust me.
there was a REALLY big bug on it, and you are teribly afraid of bugs.
someone told you it was had poisen in it.
oh, i feel bad for you!
I was defending myself.
Someone yanked my winkie, so I threw my twinkie.
Really though, the first answer was pretty appropriate.
wow um... when he asks why just say that... wow... uh... um...
you were about to take a bite in the madness of the food fight but someone pushed you and you accidently threw it!!
if he saw it leave your hand you could say someone threw it at you, you saw it coming, and flailed your hand to deflect it
Blame peer pressure! lolz.
Go with the first answer. Step up, admit you threw the 'Twinkie' missile, show a little humility, and accept the punishment.
In my humble opinion there are far too many excuses in this country as it is. Finger pointing has become the national pastime.
A little personal accountability will payoff better in the end
Look, we all make mistakes and this won't be the last time you screw up. But the most important thing you will learn in life...be honest. No one likes a lier and people will respect you for telling the truth and taking your punishment.
It was telling you to kill people. You picked the lesser of two evils.
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