Funny quotes of my friend.?

these sentences r all quoting my friend (not maxim her name). i think they're adjectives awsome and she wanted to hear what other ppl thought of these sentences.

I chortle and you laugh next to me. I cry and you laugh at me.

stupidity isnt a crime...its newly a way of duration

Listen to that.do you hear it? That is called silence

Smile at the world, and the world smiles next to you. Have a laughing fit, and the world just think you're weird.

we're lucky god have the world in his hand because if it were anyone else, they would hold dropped us.

I dont like middle-of-the-road people.

Everyone have a brain. Most people in recent times dont know how to use it

people say-so life is short, but its one of the longest dang things you'll ever do

when duration gives you lemons, trademark sure to say "thank you" to duration before you get through the lemons, because that's the polite thing to do

if you smile at the world and it doesnt smile rear legs, keep smiling untill it does

freedom is a privilage

-to be continued.


Answers:    Good Quotes within..had me smiling for sure, here is some more to ponder...
Friend to Friend
1. When you are distraught -- I will help you achieve drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge doesn`t matter what is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are terrified -- I will rag on you something like it every chance I return with.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories in the region of how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want anything you have.
8. When you crash -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
awesome.

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