"Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can maim you for life"
"All reality exists in language"
"It's not whether you win or lose..it's whether you WIN!
and it's cousin
"It's not whether you win or lose..it's how you place the blame"
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Whatever woman do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Never raise your hand to your children, as you leave your midsection unprotected.
I have never married because I can't mate in captivity.
An ounce of Mother is worth a ton of priest.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
good morning world...
First, lets fix your first one
If you're gonna walk the walk, you've gotta talk the talk.
My fav
God didn't make you Stupid, but your working overtime
If you can't bedazzle them with your brilliance, baffle the with your bull****.
Hey! What's that over there? *swipes your stuff*
a-Hem ... my favorite is "It's all fun an games until someone gets his eye poked out; then it's F'ing hilarious"
I also like "Where are we going and why am I in the handbasket?"
"Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see."
-Mark Twain
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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