Humourous (but loving) birthday quote needed urgently?

Question:It's my boyfriend's birthday in one hour 24 mins.does anyone know any funny, but lovong birthdays quotes? HELP!!!

Answers:
roses are red violets are blue your an old sod but i still love you
I love you more than all the spider poo in the world
You don't stop laughing 'cause you grow old,you grow old 'cause you stop laughing.
wrong timing to ask that, you only got an hour left and i`m afraid u won`t get any good ones with this timing, not to b rude though. sorry i can`t help, my mind is blank. good luck though!
I love you so much it makes me wet, that is, it brings tears to my eyes.
Send his card late with the message - "I know this is late but I figure a card from me is worth waiting for"... OR ... "How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

Personally I favour first choice...

Or you could go down the...

" How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death. "

route...

S'up to you, but be careful what you promise - he might make you live up to it, or you might scare him off - depends on where you are in your relationship.

Good luck.
men are like wine, some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age.

Your not getting older, your getting better.
this may not be exactly what you are looking for... if you're a sarcastic person though.. I liked this one. You could leave the part that's in ( ) out if it's not something you'd say/send.

"I just want you to know that the ONLY people I send birthday cards to are attractive, intelligent, and incredibly sexy individuals." (But, in your case I'll make an exception)
Happy Birthday!
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This isn't funny, but it's quite sweet...

'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ

Life without you wouldldn't be worthwhile would it?'
Happy birthday too you squashed tomato and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday too you

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