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Don't drink and drive, you might spill the drink!
http://www.mess-names.com/funny-msn-name...
theres some alrite ones on there
when life is against you, just say F**k it
For longer quotes, use quoteland.com , there is a humor section.
For a screen name, I suggest goodquotes.com. There is a section called 'One-liners' or 'Bumper Stickers'. Those are short and sweet, and often pretty damn funny.
"A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are complelled to change it every six months."
~Oscar Wilde
"A man is not complete until he is married, then he's finished"
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence - seriving its purpose without obstructing the view.
Sophia Loren
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