" I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!" Bill Cosby
"I'll give you something to cry about!" My mom ;)
"Kids suck". Mama Fratelli-The Goonies
It's my house so you'll live by my rules
"I could willingly nail you to a torture stake" (my ex-mother in law to my ex husband when he was small, perhaps she should have carried out her threats)
Because I said so, that's why!
I swear I will pull this car over right here!!!
When I was your age....
Someday you will have a child exactly like yourself!
"Because I'm the mother." From "The Goodbye Girl."
And, from my own mother: "Until you are 21 years old, you will abide by my rules," which, as we each approached this magic age, automatically turned into "As long as you live under my roof, you will abide by my rules."
First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
--Found those and a few other cute ones for my sisters baby shower. We hung quotes around the room.
"Being a mother is the hardest job you'll ever love." - - Unknown
Well, this isn't really about parenting, but I thought it was pretty funny- 'I childproofed my house, but they still get in'.
if ur friend jumped off a bridge would u?? lols"mommy i want this i want that,,,well my friends has it."
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Thurber: "SHUT UP!!" . . . . . I explain.
go to your room
Stay alive long enough to be a problem to your children.
Because I said so
I love telling my only child that he is my "Favorite Child".
"Always be the best you that you can be" is another great one.
"You are unique", my father would always say that to me.
i have eyes in the back of my head. i see everything.-my mother
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
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