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"No sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar, that's where you come in." -Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart in "The Wedding Singer"
"My brother has ADD, which is kind of weird because he drives a Ford Focus." -Unknown
"I hope you have hobo stab insurance." -"Accepted"
Lynn: Where the hell were you guys? David? I've been worried sick!
David: Honey, relax, I just took them to the mall to hang out.
Lynn: The mall closes at nine, it's twelve o'clock!
David: We stopped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the *fu. ck* did we get ice cream?
-"The Ringer"
"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get." ~Tom Hanks as Forest Gump
"Does anybody have any chalkboard lube?" - Mr. Hutchings, my math professor who asked this question when our chalkboard was squeaky.
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like
"if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit"
UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING
and
GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES
and others are like
>> road to the success is always under construction
>>Born free; Taxed to death.
>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
>>"Sometimes you eat the bear.
Sometimes the bear eats you"
>>"It is better to live than exist"
>>"Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest"
>>"We work to Live, not live to work"
>>"smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one's looking, sing like no one's listening, and live like its the last moment"
>>"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything"
>>"I AM being nice, You should see me when I'm not!"
>>"Love is tender and knows no gender"
>>"You dont know what you have until you lose it"
>>"Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe"
>>"What Comes Around Goes Around"
>>"LOVE IS LIKE A BURNING CIGARETTE,IT STARTS WITH FLAMES N ENDS WITH ASHES"
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