Phrases to use for an essay. ones to "complain"?

Question:this is for a pet peeve essay.

i need good ideas that are non-cliches. some that are like..

-burns my biscuits.
-steams my glasses
-blind as my grandma without her tri-focals

or like annoying things
-itching mosquito bites
-Paris Hilton acting dumb on the Simple Life

I always pick best answers! =]

Answers:
-- unpurrs my pussycat

-- calls for Valium

-- hits my Reject button

-- snarls my fishing line

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