Funny Quote !?

Question:"“[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]”"

Answers:
hmm well
the best one is-----"if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit"

n following are my few gud n funny qoutes
UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING
and
GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES
and others are like

>> road to the success is always under construction
>>Born free; Taxed to death.
>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
>>"Sometimes you eat the bear.
Sometimes the bear eats you"
>>"It is better to live than exist"
>>"Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest"
>>"We work to Live, not live to work"
>>"smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one's looking, sing like no one's listening, and live like its the last moment"
>>"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything"
>>"I AM being nice, You should see me when I'm not!"
>>"Love is tender and knows no gender"
>>"You dont know what you have until you lose it"
>>"Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe"
>>"What Comes Around Goes Around
that is like from the first grade dude
sorry
lame
lol
Good. Funny.
Yeah thats pretty funny but this quote is also funny.
"Theres something illegal about dangling an infant out a window"
Lemony snicket.

Ok so its not very funny but I like it
Practically all of Bart's crank calls were really funny
you have to love the Simpsons
nc

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