Any funny/secastic/dissing quotes?

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

Its always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamsters dead.
whats this difference between a washing machine and your mom?

the washing machine doesnt follow me around when i drop a load in it
A man without ambition is like a woman without beauty.
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide; your absence."
to a girl
"let's play house. you be the door and i'll slam you."
How about a nice cup of shut the f@!k up.
Confucius say:
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man say give wife upright organ.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Your head is as empty as a eunuchs underpants
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." ~ George Bernard Shaw

"You have delighted us long enough." ~ Jane Austen

"By the time you read this ... you've already read it." ~ ?

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