'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.'
Johnny Rotten "Love is two minutes, 52 dseconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right"
"I did not have sex with that woman!" : Bill Clinton
"A young Republican has no heart...an old Liberal no head."
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock,my dad
I gargle with Whiskey 3 times a day; haven't had a cold in YEARS!
"Heaven for me shall not heaven be, unless my cat(s) is (are)waiting there for me." Author unknown.(Saw this one on a cat calendar, and it stuck with me..)
To an adopted child:
"Not flesh of my flesh, nor bone of my bone
But never a doubt that you weren;t my own...
And don't forget -- not even for a minute --
You did not grow under my heart
but in it!"
I sneezed a sneeze into the air
it fell to the earth, I knew not where...
But hard and froze were the looks of those
in whose vicinity I snoze..(Ogden Nash)
I realize these are poems rather than quotations, per se, but they have become meaningful to me.
Education is not preparation for life;Education is life itself
A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions and from those roots spring up many new trees.
Love is the only thing we can take with us when we go,and it makes the end so much better.
you are as strong as the tables you dance on,the drinks you mix and the friends you hold onto...
love is like a mountain-hard to climb but once you reach the top the view is beautiful...
a good friend would bail you out of jail but a great friend would be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun...
a wise girl kisses but doesnt love..listens but doesnt believe..and leaves before she is left
'A man is not a man if he has fur and a tail' Attila the Hun
'You can't eat celery with a fork' Tony Waterproof Mammal
'If you see an dog on horseback it dosen't mean you'll see a horse on dogback' Bill Instep
'Cans make great ear rings but empty them first or you'll end up with big long ears' Ulrich Von Heimergaingerang
'Don't stare at goats' Nobby Stiles
'If there's a train coming , get off the tracks' Grunt Wiggins
'if there's a cow coming , get out of the field' Grunt Wiggins
'Please can you stop hopping' Mary Radcliffe
"Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest, second, by imitation, which is easiest, and third, by experience, which is bitterest" - Confucius
"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history" - Aldous Huxley
I never met a man so ignorant that I have learn nothing from him---Galileo
Love is a sweet poison---W.Shakespeare
I love gravity because it attracts me---A.Einstein
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