Give any poem on girls????

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The problems with GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than her, she 'll lose FACE ;
If she 's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her! , she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM , she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD guy;
If she SMOKES, she is LADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
I started one on my lady friend, but I ran out of room. Maybe she will grow?

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