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(Homer reading out loud off of his computer screen)...press any key
"Where's the any key?"
Doh!
aporlater gav me the number to 911
{Homer} Those mobsters dont scare me...bart go start daddys car
Grandpa:My sone is not a sexual harasser.he may be fat, balding, lonely, a sexual harraser,but he is not a communist
eat my shorts - thanks for the points
When one of the mothers brought Rice Krispies squares to the bake sale and Homer saw them and said, "way to phone it in!"
That part had me on the floor. It was so funny, and so true!
Out of my Way Man!
Ralph Wiggum : "The pointy kittie took it"
True Simpsons fans don't just know the obvious ones...
Marge "I was just counting the corncobs on the curtains"
Homer watches Christian shock film "Left Behind." A man dying during Armageddon says: "Oh why did I reject Christianity... thereby tacitly accepting Satan!"
No better way sum up of today's warped born again Christian logic. Of course it is quite possible to reject Christianity while also rejecting satanic values. Just ask any devout Jew, Buddhist, Muslim, etc.
When Homer and Bart become Catholic:
"Bingo! That's my favorite game...but I always forget what to say when I win..."
"Bingo."
"Bingo! That's my favorite game...but I always forget what to say when I win..."
"How about you just say 'Yay! I win!'?"
"Bingo!"
And go see the movie, there's a lot of good ones in there.
I like a Wiggum one as Ralph is going to camp "Remember Ralph, if your nose starts to bleed you're picking it too much ... or not enough"
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