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H0es wanna drink the bathroom got a sink.
Quit now, coz if u don't...you'll be half way there.
"...Yep, I do play and instrument, but only my wife has seen it."
my dad explaining peter pan " if you got hit in the peter with a pan you'd fly too" OK so its funny to me oh and Murphy's law " what ever can go wrong will go wrong and at the worst possible time"
F.B.I. aka female body inspector and also satan"s a pimp dont be his ho
Reporter: "How do you find America?"
John Lennon: "You take a left in Greenland."
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Albert Einstein to his secretary, explaining relativity: "If you sit with a pretty gitl for an hour it seems like a minute; if you sit on a hot stove for a minute it seems like an hour, that's relativity!"
"i love movie popcorn, so this girl should be a hot butterey babe"
No matter how much you jiggle and dance there's still a few drops that go down your pants.
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"Sex Is Emotion In Motion"
Mae West 1940
friendship is like peeing in your pants
everybody can see it but nobody else can feel the warmth
Candy Is Dandy, But Sex Wont Rot Your Teeth.
I love the classic Homer Simpson lines:
"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."
"(Toast) To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
"I believe children are the future... unless we stop them now!"
Sir Winston Churchill was telling jokes and making what some might consider to be chauvinistic remarks about women at a state dinner in England, when an American lady who happened to be present took offense and said, "Sir Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your wine."
The Prime Minister then turned to his antagonist and said, "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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