Help! I need scary quotes to text people.?

Question:What are things i can text people to freak them out, biblical stuff is good but there is too much lovey duvy words

i like saying:
- Arie, ye wretched of the earth
- His judgement cometh and that right soon
- liquidize the peasanst die in slience
- i keep a chainsaw with me 'just in case'

alright i am freak because i get off on this

Answers:
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed.

I got "Sometimer's": sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget
Dead baby jokes.
HAHA.
I love those.
They freak people out, but my friend and I laugh hysterically.

Say something like, " I've got a blender and a baby. Want to listen?"
hahaha i'd crack out laughing but some people would probably get so freaked out.

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
Love these. LOL.
try this:my happyness is within ure failin my wealth within ure blood so i cut ure f**king head off where my future around me floods this ii sent to my m8 who has a dark sense of humoure and he recons its the best quote he ever heard(he iis a certified psychotic tho)lol use it if u like but remember iits my own JJ
also try:EVERY DAY OF OUR LIFE DRAWS US EVER CLOSER TO DEATH!JJ
I don't think its what you actually quote its how intimidating it is - the more intelligent it sounds the scarier alot of people will find it!

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It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
G. H. Hardy (1877 - 1947)


Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Harriet Martineau (1802 - 1876)


Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)


If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire

Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.
Bible, 1 Corinthians x. 12.


Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour.
Bible, 1 Peter v. 8.


But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.
Bible, 2 Peter iii. 10.


An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Sir Winston Churchill


There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
Sir Winston Churchill
Prepare to meet your God
amos4:12

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