Great Sarcastic/clever quotes, maybe used for break ups?

Question:hahah ok so I'm looking for some great sarcastic or clever quotes, maybe relating to a bad relationship or break up too. It can be something indirect like "You play with fire, your gunna get burned." or something really direct like "You can tell when a woman is lying because her lips will be moving." (no offense ladies)

Im a guy and i had a girlfriend

Answers:
Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky
You can see the stars and still not see the light (that's right)

But me, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song
'Cause I'm already gone ~Eagles - Already Gone


" I'm going to ask you nicely.LOOSE MY PHONE NUMBER! "

" The sex is great, but I just don't love you."

" You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal. "

" I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. "

ou gave me nothing/ Now it's all I got. ~U2 - one

"I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind/ You could have done better but I don't mind/ You just kinda wasted my precious time." ~ Bob Dylan

"I guess this is our last goodbye/ And you don't care so I won't cry/ But you'll be sorry when I'm dead/ And all this guilt will be on your head." ~ The Police

"Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you /This tainted love you've given /I give you all a boy could give you /Take my tears and that's not livin'/Oh...tainted love Tainted love" ~ Soft Cell
i wasn't lying baby... i was just writing fiction with my mouth. lmao-homer simpson
"Oh, so it's my fault we're broken up? You know, the only common element between all of your ruined relationships is YOU."

I've actually used that before...I thought it was great.
If you're atempting to pick up women at a bar and get turned down; I find the folowing qoute works in order to get the last laugh. "Why are you being so picky about people, I wasn't." who knows it might turn out to be an "in" for you.
It's not me...it's you
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Anonymous

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.'
Anonymous
"You are the hero of your own story"(Mary McCarthy)

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