He said, "I didn't think you would know who the Beatles are."
Another student was looking down at his wrinkled shirt and asked me WHILE I was giving a lecture in English class, "Do you have an iron?"
So teachers, what's yours?
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"I didn't hear your directions Mrs. light because the movie in my head was too loud."
"How do you spell UFO?"
1)"My teeths is paining me"
2)Me: "What is the correct name for any 4- sided figure ?"
Silence
Me: " It starts with the letter Q "
Austin " Sir, sir, I know, it`s a cuboid"
I asked my students to draw a picture of their family. One student raised his hand and asked how do you spell beer? I asked why he wanted to spell beer and his reply was, he drew a picture of his daddy sitting in front of the tv drinking a beer and he wanted to write on his paper "My daddy likes to drink beer". Mind you he is 5!
First let me say teachers go by first names in my school. So, a kindergarten boy once wrapped a scarf around his head like a bonnet, batted his eyelashes at me, and said, in an incredible imitation of a gay southern man, "I'm your GRANDMA, Dan!"
I had a student tell me that I was the white Bill Cosby. He said that more than 10 years ago and I haven't stopped laughing and smiling since. Not only was it the funniest thing a student said to me, but also it was the highest compliment anyone has ever given me.
This is the funniest that comes to mind....I had a 4th grader ask, "Do you know how I can make my poop purple?".this kid was dead serious!! I was REALLY taken back.and curious to know why he was thinking about poop color during school!!
probably "miss i went number 2 in my pants"
One kid said to me (he was 14 or 15 at the time)...
"What kind of baby do you get if a rhino and a giraffe you know, like...do it?"
So I said, a Girhino of course! But then I seriously explained to him it wasn't possible.
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