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Question:if you have a birthday party and you invite your friends Diddy the duck and tom the turtle, who would go faster down the waterslide?

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lord voldemort!
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Sally the snail.
i would of corse!
I think they both qualify as nature's "D" students, so maybe the turtle because it's less likely that he would try to fly on the way down, thus postponing the exact moment of impact at the bottom of the slide.
I'd say Tom because he has that smooth shell to ride on.

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Diddy the duck
Tom the Turtle, with a little help from turtle wax.
If you lube Tom the Turtle up with 2 bottles of K Y jelly, he'll beat Diddy by 18 turtle shell lengths. Tell Tom to stick his head out for better aerodynamics, more speed.
Tough one. Probably Tom cos his feet wouldn't get in the way.
idk buddy. tom the turtle sounds like a badass. i think he would kick diddys *** up and down that slide
TOM
He'd use Turtle Wax.
Tom would pull in his legs and grease up the bottom of his shell so he would fly down that slide.

However, Diddy goes like a rocket whenever I chase after him with the spring onions, soy sauce and pancakes. (MMMM - Crispy duck pancakes)
uhm da duck cuz it'll just "slide by" lol cuz of itz oily wings n stuff!
dont u have anything better 2 do

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