For ten Points, Can you write a poem to order?

Question:What I'd like is a poem of no more than, say, 20 lines. But let's make it to order. Each poem should contain a reference to each of the following:
1- A piece of furniture
2-A type of footwear
3-A foreign country
4- Your YA name

And here's a bonus: For heavy extra credit consideration, include a palindrome. Not necessary though.
Good luck! Most creative wins the points!

Answers:
“Madam... I'M ADAM!”, BOOMED the desk to the clog.
“Ah den’t spik…” the clog sniffed, “…tew ofairgroan logs!
“Ah em match tew ampoortawnt to bawzair wis vous.
“Allez! Yew piss off crep fairnishare …PTOOO!”

“Wow! Billious clogs from France are frankly …pert.
I guess that’s ‘cause you’re always down in the dirt!
I suppose, too, you have to hold up your nose
When all day you’re stuffed with ten fat stinky toes.

The proud desk stood firm. (So, what else could he do?)
While the clog slinked away for a minute or two.
Reappearing with smiles as a STRIKING MATCHed pair
They set fire to the desk with a casual …FLARE.
Not for stools
Not about boots
Not in Indonesia
Adamccl is in Malaysia.
T'was NOON in OMAN
He pulled on his turban
And he strapped on his SANDALS real tight
Tel Aviv his object
on his camel, erect
"To Europe, I must soon make my flight!"

Over there, with no doubt
he could drink of the stout
The Elixir of life called GUINNESS
Boarding Flight 10 EL AL
with Jair, his best pal
"we shall soon be in beer bless-ed bliss!"

Three days later, Dublin
on a BAR STOOL, his grin
Jair ordered a couple of drafts
"To Allah, down the hatch"
"hmm, this is a good batch"
"Eff 'Jair'...call me Patrick McGrafts"
There was a young lady named Marguerite
Who went shopping for heels to adorn her feet
But when she got there
She felt much despair
For the sign said, closed, I'm in Crete.

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