Jade and Shilpa ? Something different ....?

Question:Can anyone think of an interesting or fun sentence with those two names that doesn't include bullying, racism or ignorant chav bint ?

I'm almost sick of the hundreds of SAMEY questions and answers over the past days. We're responsible for getting them publicity.

Answers:
Jade is head over heals in love with Shilpa, but due to being a moron it manifests itself as hatred.

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