Re: a blind date...can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases??

Question:1. I wanted a Marshal Matt Dillon look-alike....I get Elmer Fudd.
2. Could he BE any more goofy?
3. I assume you are on a crazy diet, like most women.
4. Take me God....just take me.
5. OMG.....if he tries to kiss me I may vomit.
6. You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants.

Answers:
I was going on a blind date. I wanted a Marshal MAtt Dillion look-alike...I get Elmer Fudd. Eww. Right that second I wanted to just run out of that restaurant and leave that dork by himself. Cound he Be any more goofy? He was a walking laughstock. In a bad way. And he said the most insulting thing to me. I assume you are on a crazy diet, like most women. I was taken aback and almost felt like dumping ice down his pants.
An hour in, I was so annnoyed. Take me God...just take me. Just then i realized how stinky his breath was. It smelled worse than a skunk in a garbage can! OMG...if he tries to kiss me I may vomit. After two hours, I was on the end of my nerves. So I ened our date like this: You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants.
THE END!

~chocolate lover

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