lol i know its a funny question but im serious
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There is no way - not even sophisticated - to call anyone a douche bag. Wondering if ignoring would help, because generally calling names gets a reaction you don't want and then confrontation usually occurs as well. So, more trouble than what's it worth..
Well you could try this:
"Frankly, my dear...you're a douche bag" or "With all due respect, I think you're a douche bag!" or "I regret to inform you that I think you are definitely a douche bag"
Sophisticated enough?
if they are mexican say "el douche-bago"
In short, you want an euphemism for the French Word, Douche Bag'.
Meaning of 'Douche Bag' =
1. an object used for vaginal cleaning.
2. A stupid person, a moron, Retarded person who doesn't think before he / she speaks or acts'
3. A weak indecisive Person.
Here are some euphemistic equivalents to 'Douche Bag'::
1. Dirt Bag
2.Scum Bag
3. Duke Bag
4. Tool
5. Tool Box
6. Shower Pocket
Eg: This fellow dances to his wife's tunes. What a Tool he is!
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um excuse me. ya thanks well i just want to be polite as well as express myself for a moment. just want to let you know that you are a douche bag. what? yes. a bag of douche. uh hum. yep. u know vaginal cleaning. yes thats the one. well thanks. hope u have a good day... kinda. bag of douche.
*british acent*
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